Pie

My mother made pie this morning. I don't remember why but I do remember that she let me have a slice. After she left the kitchen i just couldn't help myself, I had to have another slice. So I did. And I had another. And another. Until the whole pie was gone.
Thats when I blacked out. Apparently there were sleeping pills backed into the pie. My mom was going to kill us. Well, that's what the cops said. I had my stomach pumped and went to sleep in the kitchen floor as the cops took my mom to jail with a smile on her face.

Desperation

She Tries to protect him in desperation
She can't remember why
Is he not capable?
No
Of course not
He needs her
She thinks
But in reality
He is stronger
He protects her
But does she need it?
More than anything
Of course

The Wonderful Adventures of Penelope Rainbow Dash

Penelope pranced through Unicorn Land, Land of the Uinicorns to find her true love on Happy Unicorn Love Day. She wasn't a unicorn persay, more like a pegasus.
She was adopted by Mr. and Mrs. President Unicorn when her parents died in the terrible Unicorn Horn Gloss Fire of '93.
But today she didn't care about that.
All she cared about was finding Mr. Handsome Unicorn. Her prince in shining Unicorn Armor. Oddly his armor is shined with the same gloss that her parents made at the factory.
She found him after fighting a group of Unicorn Bandits.
She was totally like "OmmmmGGGG!!!! Mr. Handsome Unicorn I love you!!!!"
And he was all like "OKKAAAYY!!!!!"
And they lived happily ever after!

Road Your Traveling On...

She sat in the quiet train station, watching the trains pass and listening to their engines through her headphones.
She had spent the last four years pretending to be happy without him but she just couldn't stand it anymore.
She missed him to much to care about the wonderful job she was leaving behind.
Her bag was packed and she was leaving to be with him.
It seemed like it took forever for her train to arrive.
When it did she quietly bored and quiety waited for the train to take her to Texas, so maybe she could be happy agian.

The First Day Of School (Vignette)

My heart was beating like crazy. It was the first day of high school and my friend had told me the scariest stories about something called the “Freshman Hunt”.

It’s where the seniors yell at you, chase you, and hurt you.

I was pretty much scared shitless. I was sweating like a pig. When I entered the school I was watching every person. Shooting every student evil looks.

I was also searching for the closest hiding spot in every class and hallways.

The seniors wouldn’t catch me.

I was prepared.

After that whole day pursuing safe places and investigating which freshman were good with the seniors I realized that there was no such thing as the “Freshman Hunt” and that high school was pretty okay.

The Waiting Room (Vignette)

In this hospital chair I was really very comfortable. I knew this hospital like the back of my hand. This chair is warm and sometimes I think they made it just for me. Sitting here used to be a daily thing but now I’m here maybe once a month. Waiting for test results again. What wonderful fun, I tell myself.  

The doctor walks in after about an hour and my dad jumps to his feet. I stay seated because I’m just too damn comfy.  I hear the whispers of my doctor and the sigh of my father and I know it’s bad news.

My dad comes back to sit next to me and says “So it’s back.” If I didn’t know what he was talking about I would have thought he was talking about the McRib.

“Well,” I say, “Damn.”

I figured at this point I would just fight like I always have. My dad always says I’m a strong girl. I always have been.

Terror (Writing Practice)

I emereged from the theater with my hands in my pockets. I had just some dumb movie called Twilight. I'm not gonna lie, the movie sucked.
I walked quetly down the street where I parked my little yellow Geo Prism.
I could hear rustling behind me but I payed no attention to it. What did I have to be scared. I was 20 years old with a gun in my pocket that I know how to shoot and I learned karate when i was really young.
Then i heard heavy footsteps and someone grabbed me around my neck. I screamed and grabbed my gun. 
The man attacking me said " I'm a vampire." I laughed a little at that. "Ha Ha ok." I said and wiggled my way free of his grip.
"Arn't you scared?" He asked.
"No. Vampires are lame. " I said.
He looked at me and at the theater I had just left and then back at me.
"DAMN IT TWILIGHT!!!!!" He screamed.
I laughed agian. Then I shot him.
"Suck on that."