Penelope pranced through Unicorn Land, Land of the Uinicorns to find her true love on Happy Unicorn Love Day. She wasn't a unicorn persay, more like a pegasus.
She was adopted by Mr. and Mrs. President Unicorn when her parents died in the terrible Unicorn Horn Gloss Fire of '93.
But today she didn't care about that.
All she cared about was finding Mr. Handsome Unicorn. Her prince in shining Unicorn Armor. Oddly his armor is shined with the same gloss that her parents made at the factory.
She found him after fighting a group of Unicorn Bandits.
She was totally like "OmmmmGGGG!!!! Mr. Handsome Unicorn I love you!!!!"
And he was all like "OKKAAAYY!!!!!"
And they lived happily ever after!
That was so amazing that my brain imploded and turned into a rainbow.
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